BLEH IM A VAMPIRE

BLEH BLEH BLEH

I am in Virginia. It is very humid.

GREETINGS EARTHLINGS I COME TO YOU AFTER EMERGING FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LOST AND FOUND BIN AT WORK

GREETINGS EARTHLINGS I COME TO YOU AFTER EMERGING FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LOST AND FOUND BIN AT WORK

Sending out homemade postcards from all my fake vacations! Direct message me your address!

Sending out homemade postcards from all my fake vacations! Direct message me your address!

I tried to beg you not write that stupid song

(Source: Spotify)

Friday night:

Triscuits, Lewis, and icing my pinky toe