BLEH IM A VAMPIRE

BLEH BLEH BLEH

Turns out, the secret to getting a good haircut is to not go anywhere near Supercuts

zefwing

zefwing

Hey if you want to see me do comedy, come visit Philadelphia and I’ll perform for you and make you chuckle

someone teach me how to have a floppy fringe so I can be cool 

someone teach me how to have a floppy fringe so I can be cool 

I am in Virginia. It is very humid.

GREETINGS EARTHLINGS I COME TO YOU AFTER EMERGING FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LOST AND FOUND BIN AT WORK

GREETINGS EARTHLINGS I COME TO YOU AFTER EMERGING FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LOST AND FOUND BIN AT WORK

Sending out homemade postcards from all my fake vacations! Direct message me your address!

Sending out homemade postcards from all my fake vacations! Direct message me your address!